Oh. My. GOD.
MTC has shared an educational short film that is guaranteed to enlighten and entertain. Many questions that I myself have always wanted to ask have been answered. Thank you, little developmentally challenged girl!
Guess what I have in my lap...
That's fucking disgusting! Get your mind out of the gutter, you twisted bastard. It's a book! Not just any book, though. This is the new Holy Bible. It's called The Dirt: Mötley Crüe, Confessions of the World's Most Notorious Rock Band. When I opened to a random page and the first words I noticed were "pain," "heroin," and "fucking," I knew something special was about to happen to my life. Only on page 36 now, but the world seems... different somehow. Here's the very first paragraph:
"Her name was Bullwinkle. We called her that because she had a face like a moose. But Tommy, even though he could get any girl he wanted on the Sunset Strip, would not break up with her. He loved her and wanted to marry her, he kept telling us, because she could spray her cum across the room."
Hello? Pulitzer committee? Can you people even fucking read?? The management is pleased to announce that more excerpts from this epic tome will appear in the coming days. "If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up... it's so choice."
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